Monday, February 11, 2019

How To Adult: Random Stuff You Should Know How To Do

Some basic skills people can use to get through life:
How to tie a tie: Here is a way to tie a tie without having it on your neck yet. https://www2.bing.com/videos/search?q=how+to+tie+a+tie&&view=detail&mid=1F3F4864AF0BF65167481F3F4864AF0BF6516748&&FORM=VRDGAR's










                                                                                    OK, well maybe not...
How to protest a bad grade:
Do not cry. Do not call your mom so she can talk to the professor (because of privacy rules and because you are legally an adult, your professor can't discuss your grades with your parents without written consent). This is your problem. You need to handle this on your own. Calm down and ask for an appointment when you can talk to your professor about it. Be mature. It's important, but it's just one grade. See if anything can be done.




How to write an email that at least sounds like you're an adult:
Sometimes you will need to email someone to communicate what you need. Here are some suggestions:
First, be sure you have an email address that doesn't make you look silly. Open a new email if you'd like, simply using your name and a couple of  numbers (such as AndrewPancake3323@gmail.com).
Be sure you have the correct email of the person you're talking to.
Start with 'Hello, I have a question I was hoping you could answer.' Then express what it is in a well-mannered tone. 'I am having trouble understanding ___________. I would really appreciate it if you could explain this better for me.' Don't use abbreviations like U for You or LMAO or emojis as you would in a text to a friend, and keep to the subject without other remarks. After your message, double-space (hit Enter twice), and end with 'Thank you,' and write your name and anything that would help identify you, such as which class you are in, if you are emailing a professor, for example. See? Not so hard. Then be sure you check your email for a response.


                                                               This is so NOT how to email an instructor...









How to use an ATM:
You'll have a plastic card that is essentially the same as a credit card. If it has a 'chip' in it, you'll need to have a password. You go up to an ATM and follow the directions it tells you. It will ask your password, and how much cash you want. You can only get cash in multiples of $20. The cash comes out underneath the keypad. It will probably print a receipt. Make sure you're aware how much is in your account. You can't take out money if the account is empty. Be aware of your surroundings so no one is likely to see you enter your password. Also, be aware of scamming devices sometimes put on an ATM. A good rule of thumb is, if you can grab the place where you insert your card and it doesn't seem loose, you're good to go. *See Triogenius 3/26/2018 on how ATMs work.




How to give First Aid to yourself or someone else:
This is for minor situations, of course...
Cuts: Clean it off with soap and water. Dry it with something clean. Apply pressure to stop bleeding. Put on a bandage. Keep it clean at all times. If it just won't stop bleeding, you may need a medical professional to see it in case you need stitches. If it starts to look like it has pus on it or is oozing, or if it feels hot to the touch, it might be infected. Have it checked.
Burns: Ice or cold water first thing to stop the burning process. NEVER put butter or grease on a burn. An ointment that has Xylocaine in it will help it stay clean and relieve some pain.


Punctures: Same as cuts: Keep it clean, cover it initially, then leave it open.
Nosebleed: Whether for no known reason or because the nose was hit, nosebleeds aren't often serious. Don't panic. Try a cold compress on your nose to constrict blood vessels. Try leaning forward and pinching the soft end of your nose. Don't stick wads of tissue up in the nose, it will probably make the bleeding last longer.
If you need an ice pack, any kind of ice can be applied: Ice cubes or blue ice wrapped in a washcloth work well, as do bags of frozen peas, corn, or other small frozen vegetables or fruits. Of course, throw the food out after you've used it for an ice pack.




How to change your bed sheets:


Take the dirty sheets off. It's your call if you want to wash the mattress pad. If you do, you'll need to wait till it's dry and can be put back on. When putting the bottom 'fitted' sheet on, it can help to do the fitted sheet like an "X"....Opposite corners, then the other opposite corners. Take the clean flat sheet and arrange it on top of the fitted sheet. Leave enough at the foot of the bed to tuck under. Top with blanket or blankets. Tuck blankets and sheet under the foot of the mattress. Grab the corners and tuck those under. Top with bedspread, quilt, or top blanket. Don't forget a clean pillowcase. 


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How to have less hassle about your Social Security Number: Memorize it and don't share it with people or companies unless there is a very good reason to. That's all.


How to tip, such as in a restaurant, at the salon, etc:
The general amount is 15%, and if it's a meal that cost $20 or less, simply tip $3.00. Most phones have a calculator on them. It would be the same for other services, such as a hair cut or if you would be lucky enough to have room service at a hotel. You can always tip more than 15%, of course. Remember that some people in these service industries depend a lot on their tips for income. In some cases, that's their only income: If you don't tip, then they aren't getting paid. Other places can pay their employees $2.00 an hour because they are confident that tips will bring them to a reasonable income. If you really, really think you got horrible service, tip less or not at all. But this should be rare. If you feel you got poor service in a restaurant, sometimes the problem is in the kitchen, not with the server. You can always speak to the server or a manager in a civilized way and say why you're unhappy with the experience.


That's the latest installment of #HowToAdult. Keep tuned for more later!































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